Nepal three steps up in FIFA ranking

Friday, 5 June 2009


Nepal has moved three steps up in the FIFA World Ranking for the month of June. Nepal was in 173rd position in previous month.

Nepal received 75 points to move up to 170th position. After playing satisfactory games in the AFC Challenge Cup Qualifiers, Nepal had moved to 169th position earlier in April.

Pakistan stood firmly in 167th position. Sri Lanka is in 161st position and India leads the South Asian region in 147th position. Maldives is in 149th position. Bhutan, Bangladesh and Afghanistan are below Nepal’s ranking.
nepalnews.com June 05 09

Fun Time

गजल

कहिले दिन्छ पूरै मस्ती यही प्यारले
कहिले उठाउँछ बस्ती यही प्यारले

जब एक्लो थिएँ म, आजजस्तो हुन्न थिएँ
प्युन लायो जबर्जस्ती यही प्यारले

भोलि कति बेइमान होला भन्न सकिँदैन
सक्दो गुन लाउँथ्यो अस्ति यही प्यारले

ऊ मानिन जसै गर्दा पनि मेरी हुनलाई
जिउँदै मार्‍यो एउटा हस्ती यही प्यारले ।

Fun Time

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

I

Boss
: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
II

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
III

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
IV

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
V

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
VI

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is he crying?

VII

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
VIII

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

VIII

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Wreckage seen in search area for missing plane

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Searchers looking for a missing Air France jetliner spotted wreckage Tuesday in the Atlantic Ocean that may have come from the plane, Brazilian aviation officials said Tuesday.

The Airbus 330 went missing over the Atlantic early Monday on the way from Brazil to France.

The Airbus 330 went missing over the Atlantic early Monday on the way from Brazil to France.

An airplane seat, orange life vest, small white fragments and signs of oil and kerosene were found 700 kilometers (434 miles) northeast of the Fernando de Noronha archipelago, said Brazilian Air Force spokesman Jorge Amaral. The search will continue, Amaral said.

He said there is not enough material to officially say this is the wreckage from Flight 447, which disappeared early Monday with 228 people onboard.

The debris was found 80 kilometers (50 miles) from the plane's flight path, another Brazilian Air Force official said.

The Airbus A330 encountered heavy turbulence early Monday, about three hours after it left Rio de Janeiro for Paris on an 11-hour flight, according to Air France CEO Pierre-Henri Gourgeon.

Fernando de Noronha is an archipelago of 21 islands around 354 kilometers (220 miles) off the northeast coast of Brazil. It lies in what could be the flight path between Rio de Janeiro and Paris.

A search was also conducted in waters off the African nation of Senegal, where a crew from the Brazilian airline TAM said they saw "shiny spots" in the sea along the route of Flight 447.

Senegal is northeast of Fernando de Noronha and near what would have been the plane's presumed flight path.

The plane carried 216 passengers -- 126 men, 82 women, seven children and a baby -- and 12 crew members, Air France said. Of the crew, 11 were French and one was Brazilian.

Maoists announce fresh round of stir

Sunday, 31 May 2009


The Unified CPN (Maoist) has announced fresh protest programmes against the President's move to block the erstwhile government's decision to dismiss the army chief, and in favour of 'civil supremacy'.

A meeting of the party's central secretariat held at party headquarters, Buddhanagar, decided to launch nationwide protests by mobilising all sister organisations from June 4.

"We have decided to launch protest movement to restore 'civil supremacy," said Maoist spokesperson Dina Nath Sharma.

According to Sharma, the party will stage demonstrations in front of the District Administration Offices of all 75 districts on June 4 and stage demonstrations in all VDCs throughout the nation from June 5.

The party has also formed a committee headed by senior leader Mohan Baidhya 'Kiran' to chart out detailed protest programmes and implement it. The meeting also directed heads of all sister organisations to mobilise their members in the agitation.

Sharma said his party would continue obstructing the House against the President's move.

CA chairman Subash Chandra Nemwang on Saturday decided not to take the resolution registered by the Maoists at the parliament for discussion.

"The parliament will be obstructed until civil supremacy is maintained," Sharma said. "We will again request the CA chairman to allow us move the resolution in the House." nepalnews.com ta May 31 09

Merkel: Obama helped GM deal

Saturday, 30 May 2009

A phone call with Barack Obama, the US president, helped achieve a breakthrough aquisition of General Motors' Opel unit by Canada's Magna, Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, has said.

"I spoke on the phone with the American president yesterday and we were in agreement that we had to do everything possible to come up with a good result for this complicated task," she said on Saturday.

"That conversation clearly influenced the negotiations last night."

Germany approved a plan for the auto parts maker Magna to move ahead with a rescue of General Motor's Opel unit on Saturday morning.

"Because of the special [GM/Opel] structures, the talks were a real test of transatlantic relations," she said.


आमा तिमीले छाडेर जाँदा

रामचन्द्र अधिकारी

संसार सबै आफनै लाग्थ्यो,खुसी सबै मेरै लाग्थ्यो,
जीवनमा शोकको बाढी आउँदा,
अनायासै जिवनमा पहिरो जाँदा
ममताले भरिएको कोमल मुटु, छिया छिया भएर फाटिदिँदा
जाली रुमाल झै बुनेका सपनाहरु ,
छरपस्ट भुइभरी छताछुल्ल पोखिँदा,
कलम बाट कविता होइन,
आँशु बग्दो रहेछ ,भक्कानीएर मुटु फुट्दो रहेछ ,
आमा तिमीले छाडेर जाँदा ।

आकाश नै खस्दो रहेछ ,धर्तिनै फाटदो रहेछ
ममता लुटिएर एक्लो हुँदा ,खुर्सानी लगाएको घाउझै यो मन
मुटु चहराएर पोल्दो रहेछ
पदचाप आफै रोकीदो रहेछ ,अश्रुधारा बग्दो रहेछ
कलम कोक्काइ कोक्काई रुदोरहेछ ,सृष्टिनै कम्पमान हुदोरहेछ ,
आमा तिमीले छाडेर जाँदा ।

किनेर कतै नपाइदो रहेछ
खोजेरै पनि नभेटिने रहेछ ,
साईनो गासेर नजोडीने रहेछ ,
आमामा आत्मियताको भंडार रहेछ
यो पल शोकले छोइरहेछ ,यो नयन साउन झै रोइरहेछ
आमा तिमीले छाडेर जाँदा ।

कति निष्ठुरी रहेछौ ,ईश्वर ,
आमाको माया खोसीदियौ ,
मैनबत्तिको शिखाझै पग्लीरहेछु ,आशुकै सागरमा डुबिरहेछु ,
आमालाइ लग्यौ टपक्कै टिपेर,
पहिरो जस्तै भत्किरहेछु ,असहज समय गुजारी रहेछु ,
आमा तिमीले छाडेर जाँदा ।